Penguins Dance

President Bush drops some BOMBS on some third world COUNTRIES. He thinks it is the RIGHT THING TO DO. The world DISAGREES. He spends lots and lots of American MONEY on his BOMBS. Many people DIE.

The economy begins to plummet.

President Bush: The economy is strong!

The economy goes down a little more.

President Bush: There is no problem with the economy!

The economy goes down a little more. Lots of people lose their jobs and homes. That makes them rather cranky.

President Bush: It will bounce back, the economy is strong!

The economy bottoms out.

President Bush: The economy is strong!

The economy flatlines.

President Bush: We may have a problem. But it's not really that bad.

The economy is still flatlining. Bunches of people lose houses and jobs. No one is pleased.

President Bush: We seem to be having a slight hiccup in the economy. Don't worry, it'll be OK!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, says the flatlined economy.

President Bush: It would seem the economy is in trouble.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, says the flatlined economy. GROWL!!, say the unhappy people. THIS IS AS BAD AS THE CRASH THAT CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION, the media screams.

President Bush: Quick! Adopted this risky $700 Billion plan to save our economy! Don't ask questions, just do it now or we're all going to die!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, says the flatlined economy. GROWL!!, say the unhappy people. THIS IS AS BAD AS THE CRASH THAT CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION, the media screams. THAT'S A STUPID SUGGESTION, WE NEED MORE INFORMATION, say the wiser politicians.

President Bush: The democrats killed the economy by not adopting my plan. Thus, they are to blame for your children not having any food, shelter, or education. What a sad day in America, woe is me.

Democrats: Meh. *flips President Bush the bird*

Some Republicans: Woe is us. Democrats are evil.

Some Other Republicans: Why did we vote for that baboon?

Other People: What the hell just happened?

Economy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Andrea: It is after 3 AM. I am going to bed.

To Be Continued?